She's A Brick House!

So, I might be an insurance goddess by day, but by night I am a swarthy wine wench. That's right! I serve up wine and spirits one night a week. I work with some of the most hilarious peeps there.

A couple weeks ago we were busy as hell. Running around like chickens w/ their heads cut off (I love that saying!) Oh, but I forgot to tell you about my buddy Tootie. She is a server there with me. We have had people that don't know us ask if we are sisters...probably because we are both pretty tall, have dark brown hair and big boobies.

Back to my story. We are busy, busy. All the tables and bars are full. We are happy cuz that means good tips for us. We close up, clean up and go home satisfied w/ our dough.

Next day...some dude comes in and talks to another server, The Starr. Here's how it went down.

Guy: I was in here last night and I feel bad about the tip I left. I was drinking a little too much.
TS: Oh, ok. Do you know who your server was?
Guy: Well, I don't remember her name.
TS: Do you remember what she looked like?
Guy: Yeah. She was tall with dark hair and well built *holds arms out to insinuate big boobies*
TS: Ok, I will make sure she gets it.

Ok, lets think back my my earlier description of Tootie and myself. Yeah. That applies to both of us. We got such a kick out of his description that we split the $20 that he dropped off.

Thank God for big boobies!